Meet Mr.M
Los Santos doesn’t deserve him , but he drives it anyway.
By Valentina Van Voughn
There are two kinds of drivers in Los Santos.
The kind who talk too much.
And the kind who don’t talk at all.
Mr. M belongs to neither.
He speaks when necessary.
He listens when it matters.
And he always arrives exactly when you need him.
I met Mr. M by chance.
Or perhaps luck.
Or perhaps fate… though I don’t believe in accidents.
It was my first week in Los Santos. I opened RideMe like everyone else. Scrolled through options. Pressed a button.
And Mr. M arrived.
Clean vehicle. No nonsense. No unnecessary charm offensive. No questions about where I was headed beyond what he needed to know.
He drove like the city respected him.
And somehow, it did.
After that ride, the app stopped working for me.
No cars. No drivers. No answers.
Inconvenient.
But I have a habit of collecting numbers.
I called Mr. M directly.
He answered.
No hesitation.
“Location?”
That was all he needed.
Since that day, I have not used the app again.
Because why gamble on availability…
When you can call reliability?
Call him.
📞 Mr. M — (408) 462 5522
Tell him Valentina sent you.
He’ll already know what that means.
Mr. M prefers to keep his face away from the internet